[Accidental Voice Post]

...Oh, hey, would you look at that? A wave of misfortune. And by misfortune I mean a whole lot of water. Hey, do I look like Dive Man to you?

[A clatter of metal; someone's heading for the rooftops.]

I still say the cookie thing was lame.

[OOC: Because arks are for dweebs, apparently. Alas, Proto's taking his chances ( Read more... )

"Beware a wave of misfortune."
...You're kidding, right? Gee, some news. This dump's been nothing but a wave of misfortune since the day I got here.

At least this time I don't have to find a way to eat the thing just to get the prize inside.

[OOC: Someone gets sapped of energy and eventually deactivates when submerged in water. Ergo, someone is ( Read more... )

Hey, what do you know? Another day of water everywhere. Gee, it's just what I always wanted. What's next, gonna start waving electromagnets around? Or hey, maybe just cause a massive power surge and short out this whole dump?

Oh, wait, some moron already did that. Never mind!

Man, where's that cool marine gear of Doc Light's when you need it, huh ( Read more... )